Monday, May 2, 2011

Another Cicada Sighting!

Yesterday in Pakistan, an American Cicada infiltrated Osama Bin Laden’s compound and led U.S. Navy Seals to their target by singing at full volume for a full 6 minutes before he was squashed by Al Qaeda operatives. The brave cicada (#2,765,983,001 from the Great Southern Brood XIX Music City Battalion) sacrificed himself for his country, unselfishly foregoing a chance to mate with over 2,000 females next week in Nashville. His fellow comrades will fly in formation and sing a special song in his honor some time in mid-May.

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